Friday, January 20, 2012

Why God doesn't have a Ph.D

He had only one major publication.
It was in Hebrew.
It had no references.
It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.
It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then
His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects
When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it up by drowning his_____subjects
When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample
Some say he had his son teach the class.
He expelled his first two students for learning.
He rarely came to class, and he just told students to read the book.
Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests
His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.


  1. Lol "When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it up by drowning his subjects" brought laughter tears to my eyes :D

  2. God is working day and night for us (24x7 and beyond our imagination.) He listens to our prayers, he causes the wind to blow, water to flow and trees to grow. In fact, God is doing everything through us. He is also doing PhD. through us.

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