Monday, November 21, 2011

Another safety joke

“Safety Managers: persons who write a 10,000 word document and call it a brief.”
-- Franz Kafka

What do Safety Managers use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What do you call a Safety Manager gone bad?
A Politician.

What’s the difference between God and a Safety Manager?
God doesn’t think he’s a Safety Manager.



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