At the International Genetics Meeting.
An American reports:
"We crossed chickens with cows. The new breed simultaneously produces milk, meat and eggs."
A Frenchman reports:
"We succeeded in cross-breeding flies and bees. The hybrid flies over the trash fields and produces honey."
A Russian reports:
"And we crossed a melon with cockroaches. When you cut this melon, seeds run away by themselves."
Thanks to AR. for posting this:-)