Another one about safety

Not really lab related but so cool.

(I dont remember the source, just google it if you are interested:-))


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Another safety joke

“Safety Managers: persons who write a 10,000 word document and call it a brief.”

-- Franz Kafka

What do Safety Managers use for birth control?

Their personalities.

What do you call a Safety Manager gone bad?

A Politician.

What’s the difference between God and a Safety Manager?

God doesn’t think he’s a Safety Manager.

(source)


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Lab Safety Rule No. 2

For safety rule no. 1 click here.

Im not joking now. Accidents do happen.

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Lab Safety Rule No. 1

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