#2 Menage a trois! Ligands seeks two receptors into binding and mutual phosphorylation. Let’s get together and transduce some signals.
#3 Some dates have called me a promotor. Others have referred to me as a real operator. Personally, I think I’m just a cute piece of DNA who is still looking for that special transcription factor to help me unwind.
#4 Highly sensitive, orally active small molecule seeks stable well-structured receptor who knows size isn’t everything.
#5 There must be a rational way to meet a date! I’m tired of hanging out in those molecular diversity bars, hoping to randomly bump into the right peptide. I want a molecule that will fit right onto my active site and really turn me on. I’ll send you my crystal structure if you send me yours!
#6 Gene therapy graduate. After years of producing nothing but gibberish, I’ve shed my exons and ready to express my introns. All I need is a cute vector to introduce me to the right host.
#7 My RNA, I’m sorry I misread your UAAUAAUAA and inserted three tyrosine’s when you repeatedly asked me to stop. Something got lost in the translation. Please forgive me.
#8 Naked DNA with sticky ends seeks kanamycin-resistant plasmid. EcoR1 sites preferred.
#9 Uninhibited virus seeks reason to make me shed my protein coat.
#10 This very selective oligonucleotide has been probing for just the right target for long-term hybridization.
#11 Mature cells seeks some who still enjoys cycling and won’t go apoptotic on me. Let’s fight senescence together!
#12 I’m a prolific progenitor with great potential for growth and self-renewal. Call me if you’re a potent hematopoietic factor who still believes in endless nights of colony stimulation.
#13. I don’t always express myself of the surface, but I’m looking for a signal that you appreciate my complexity. Send me the right message that will penetrate my membranes, turn on my protein expression and release my potential energy.
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love the last one :)
ReplyDelete#11 appeals to me the most. Of course, my husband would never have understood it! (should be "same" instead of "some", by the way.)
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